Thursday, March 7, 2013

The Short Sad 
Tale of Stanley Plum
An Original Short by J.e. Matzer

Stanley's oatmeal that morning
Was lumpy with lumps.
And he spent the rest of the day,
Low down in the dumps.

The End.


I said it was short.

and that's 'Jody' with a 'y'
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  1. Rupert's Pop Tarts were hot to the touch
    Because they'd been toasted a little too much
    So when he took hold and attempted to eat
    His face got all puffy and red as a beet

    And then he said a naughty word.