VIAGRA commercials are funny to me.
It's not a funny subject and I'm sure trying to come up-no pun intended-with a commercial to say what the product does without saying what the product does is tricky.
Some commercials dance around the subject matter.
Some just ignore it completely and show some rugged guy wrangling cattle or working on an oil rig. These are macho men doing macho things. In fact, so macho, you almost expect a voice-over by Sam Elliot. I guess, even though its work, Sam doesn't want his voice associated with flaccid penises.
I can't say I blame him.
I just saw the 'cowboy commercial.'
Typical commercial with some guy driving a pick up and doing cowboy things.
I guess the point of the commercial is 'Work hard. Come home at sundown. Hang your cowboy hat by the front door. Pop a little magic blue pill and then its HIYO! SILVER!!
At the end of the commercial I noticed some small words at the bottom of the screen.
"Check our ad in Golf Digest."
So...I guess impotence is a problem for golfers.
Hmmmm. I've never heard that.
Ironic, isn't it? All those men, spending all that time on the links getting holes in one's and when they get home....well...I guess they're taking Mulligan's. Sorry. I don't play golf. I don't take VIAGRA. Knock on wood-no pun intended-and that's the best metaphor I could come up with.
You never hear about golfers and impotence.
I wonder what the statistics are.
Is it those golf pants? Sitting in that golf cart getting jostled and bumped?
Golf and impotence. Who knew?
I mean there was all the drama with Tiger Woods.
All those women!
Now THERE'S a spokesman for VIAGRA!
Tiger Woods. He's even got 'WOOD' in his name!
Forget GATORADE and NIKE.
FOR PISS SAKE! Someone get these two together!
and that's 'Jody' with a 'y'
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